Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
It’s not me that bought myself a new pair of Sketchers shoes whilst out shopping for my husbands birthday present.
It’s not me who has hidden said shoes in the corner of the bedroom, it’s not me who will put them on one day and pretend I have had them for months and told him about them ages ago.
It’s not me who is too lazy to pair up all the socks, and makes the children have competitions to see who pairs up the most.
It’s not me who ate all the ripe cherry tomatoes from my next door neighbours tomato plants.
It’s not me who ate the largest piece of birthday cake this evening. It wasn’t even that nice a cake, football pitch, bright green food colouring YUCK.
It’s not me who was stupid enough to hang her washing out side to dry just moments before the rain came on.
It definitely wasn’t me who dropped my 6year old’s plaster cast of her hand. The same plaster cast she made last week and painted silver and stuck it to a paper plate.